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CODE

1) It is bros before hoes, not bros before Queens.

2) The bro code permits the entry of a girl as the new bro only if she proves to be worthy of the honour and by common concession, of course.

3) A Bro(ette) shall take great care in selecting and training thy wing(wo)men.

4) A bro(ette) must always accept a request to act as wing(wo)man for another bro(ette).

5) A bro(ette) of a bro(ette) is a bro(ette) to you.

6) A bro(ette) always advices thy bro(ette) with the best tips. It is a bro(ette)'s duty to encourage thy bro(ette) to become an Alpha-Bro(ette).

7) Shall a bro(ette) not choose their own nickname. A nickname, good or bad, is bestowed upon them by their fellow bro(ette)s.

8) If a Bro(ette) asks another Bro(ette) to keep a secret, thy shall take that secret to thy grave and beyond if the Bro(ette) discovers there is indeed life after death.

9) A Bro(ette) never leaves another Bro(ette) hanging.

10) If thy see a bro(ette) wearing new shoes, thy must ask thee how fast thee can run in their new shoes. NO EXCEPTIONS!

11) Thy fist bump is a form of appreciation. Thee shall use it to show acceptance, appreciation or a go-for-it. Use this weapon often to have thy bro(ette)s know that you're on thee side.

12) Thee may only dare a bro(ette) to something that thee would do thyself.

13) A bro(ette) always honours a bet. 

14) A bro(ette) must always oblige to fulfill the actions of a double-dog dare.

15) A bro(ette) does not pout for selfies or pix.

16) When thy bro(ette) calls thee and says “What’s hanging bro(ette)?” thee must know that thy Bro(ette) is next to thy significant other.

17) If thy significant other asks thee the whereabouts of thy bro(ette), you know nothing – nothing at all. You keep thy whereabouts to yourself, hang up and warn thee.

18) A bro(ette) shall always be forgiven. Bro(ette)s are for life, there is nothing a bro(ette) can do to deserve hatred. Once a bro(ette), always a bro(ette).

19) Upon a bro(ette)'s death: A bro(ette) shalt immediately Remove and Destroy said bro(ette)'s entire Internet History.

20) If not otherwise addressed by any of the above, thy shall follow thy "don't be that guy" basic principle.